SID V ROMAN
It was dark in their basement apartment. A few small windows near the ceiling let in a grey light above the grass blades. Tiny drops of water were tapping on the widow pane. Cathy was at work and I was alone with Sid. Normally I would not have found this scary - but I knew Sid wanted to scare me and just the thought of it made me scared. The lights were off and shadows flickered in every corner from the shifting image of ROSEMARY'S BABY!
Rosemary's apartment was creepy... the neighbor's were even creepier. She was being drugged and made to have a demonic baby. She gets a butcher's knife and begins to hack through the closet wall.
"Sid! Where are you going!?”
"I have to go to the bathroom."
The off-pitch lullaby sound track gets louder and as rosemary begins to break through the wall in the back of the closet you can hear a baby screaming.
"Sid?"
"Si-id?"
"Si-id where aaare you?"
"SID!"
I forget about rosemary's apartment and start looking around this one. Where is he going to jump out from? Is he behind that chair? Could he have gotten a knife from the kitchen and snuck into the closet?
"SID COME OUT!"
The light flickers I look up at the window and........
HE'S THERE!
Outside - with his face and hands pressed up against the wet glass - making the scariest face ever!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Toast to Sid who could out-psych Roman Polanski any day!
– Karen Kittelson